A Child And His Lawnmower, lyric by Dead Kennedys

from the songs album Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death

Some clown in sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
Might makes right, it's the american way®
They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don't take no shit
Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left